I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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