forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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