I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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