i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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