i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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