Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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