you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it's like iHOP with fire
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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