Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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