You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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