problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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