So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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