i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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