if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
