small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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