Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
