It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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