She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
