well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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