Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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