I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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