are you so shy because you have an std?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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