Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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