your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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