ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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