he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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