i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
