Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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