And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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