hell yes lets make some ravioli
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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