I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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