I just cut my nipple shaving
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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