Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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