Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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