Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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