Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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