im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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