She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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