the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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