I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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