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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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