remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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