They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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