we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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