So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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