why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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