Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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