are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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