it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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