dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
found the other keg... it's in the tree
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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