So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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