You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
