If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My life is pants optional.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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