: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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