Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just want nice things and good sex
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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