well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize