Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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