If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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