I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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